Wow. Tell Us How You Really Feel.

I overheard the following conversation while at the Target on Nicollet Mall yesterday. Apparently, these two women were discussing Christmas gift ideas for a "friend".

Woman#1: Well, what are her hobbies? What does she do for fun?
Woman#2: I dunno...get drunk and not take care of her kid?
Woman #1: Well, doesn't she like scrapbook or anything?
Woman#2: OH PLEASE! She doesn't have enough brainpower to make a scrapbook.

So, uh...why are you buying this woman a Christmas gift?

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